What I'm not saying

No, I haven't got an admit yet. If I do I will let you know. Along with the rest of the world. In like 5 mins after I get to know. So quit bugging me up until then.

Oh great! You got one? That is so fine. Now please release me, I have to go check my mail one more time.

No, I don't have OCD. It is highly possible that someone might have sent me an admit in the 2 hours since I last checked and I do not want to miss out on that.

Yes, I know people with GRE scores lesser than mine have already got admits. Yes, GRE is not everything, which is what I have been trying to tell you for the last few months.

No, I do not want to be reminded of how much money I have spent applying or all the stuff I could have done with it. And no, I do not want to hear your empty promises about how I am sure to get an admit within next week. So if your conversation is going to include any of the above categories, do me a favor and shut up!

No Mr.Salesman, that gift is for my friend for his birthday. No, you don't have to give me that sly smile. Yes that is for another friend for his birthday. Please I can see the cogs turning in your head. No need to let your imagination go into hyperdrive. Yes, I'd like them gift-wrapped. No please not the pink hearts gift wrapper. Oh, never mind....

Yes, two tickets please. Oh no, not again!

No, I do not want to play the guitar for her. So what if she is a guest? I am not a walking jukebox.

Yes mom, I know you told me so.

Yes, I love Sleepless in Seattle. Yes I love Hitch. But not if I have to watch it for the hundredth time. So please, just please with the romance overload. Why isn't there any head banging, metal screeching, high-on-testosterone movie with lotsa fast cars and cool guns? Please can I just watch Tomb Raider for a change now?

Yes, I still love rom-coms though. And I'd watch Ashton Kutcher anywhere anytime. No, there is no need to look at me like I've grown feet from my head.

No, I dont like the anti-V day messages you have been bombarding me for the last one week. Can you quit the hypocrisy when I know very well that you would be committed if you had the choice. And not to mention sending gushing messages about love and romance to everyone on your friend's list if you were on the other side.

No, I haven't forgotten you. I have just been busy. If you'd wanted to see me you should have come over or called me up for a change instead of going on and on about how I am ignoring you.

No, I did not mean to mess up my own birthday party. If I'd known I would have come.

No, I do not want to change my project.

Yes, I often smile to myself. No, I am not crazy.

Yes, I am sick of planning stuff with this class and watching them all bomb. No, I am not gonna do it again. Yes, that is what I said last time.

Yes, I know you dont know a thing and you know I dont know a thing. SO can we please drop this pretense of a class and watch a movie together instead.

Yes, that was me you heard screaming. Yes, Paranormal Activity scared me. No, it's not lame.

No, I just called to check if your phone was still working. Yes, I want to talk to you idiot.

No, I do not want to hear about your boyfriend troubles. He is a jerk, a class A asshole and a rotten human being. You should be happy to be rid of him.

No, I do not want to hear about all your fans and the troubles you have managing them. Yes, I am getting down here. Yes, its two miles from my stop. Thats Ok, I'd rather walk.

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!

Yes, I liked twilight. Please dont bang your head against the wall on my account.

Yes, he is cute. Yes, he bites. But only when you step on his tail or try to steal his food.

Oh great! Guess what, I dont care.

No, I will not settle down in the US. I will come back. Oh yeah, you dont believe me? Sure, I'll take you on. Easiest 5000 I ever won.

Yes, thats me in the pic. Yes, thats my friend. No, I am not introducing you to her.

Yes dad, I think you are going insane. Must be all those amman serials and Thirumathi Selvam you're watching.

No, I really am bankrupt. No, I am not lying to avoid you. Please, the world does not revolve around you.

No, I am neither Team Macho nor Team Chocolate boy. No, I dont have any idea which type you are.

No, it wasn't me. It was my phone.

If you'd started writing my LOR in all the time you spend farming and baking lasagnas, you would have finished it by now. So dont give me crap about how you dont have time.

No, I haven't seen him yet. Is he really as cute as they say?